Tuesday Replay…

From Thursday, June 7, 2007

recipes from a two year old…

a collection of interesting concoctions Zander has made up in the past while playing in the kitchen, unbeknownst to mommy.

Rice Cooker Surprise

tempura chicken

cinnamon

combine ingredients into a rice cooker already filled with steamed rice. stir.

NOTE: make sure your mommy is out of the room before trying out this recipe.

Carpet Pancakes

a box of Bisquick

maple syrup

shortening

combine ingredients on mommy’s dining room floor. stir with hands until well mashed into carpet fibers.

NOTE: plug your ears while your mommy screams bloody murder at the sight of your work.

Instant Buzz

1/3 bottle of over the counter Benadryl

cayenne pepper

shake half the container of ceyenne onto the kitchen floor. pour remainder of the Benadryl onto floor. go ahead and take a swig or two of the Benadryl and dump a fare share down your shirt and pants mommy just put on you 5 minutes ago.

now, lick the cayenne pepper off of your hands until you begin seeing stars and flames shoot out of your ears. sneeze.

NOTE: make sure to fall asleep right away so your mommy will completely lose her mind in worry.

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4 comments on this post.
  1. Julia Denos:

    Hi Kalurah!

    Your items came today, they are so cute and were so beautifully wrapped.
    Thank you for them, I love that they were hand made and even include your label inside. So sweet!

    P.s. this entry is HILARIOUS!
    I can see them, especially the Carpet Pancakes in a silly picture book of baby recipes.

  2. kalurah:

    I’m so glad you love them, Julia!
    Yes, that would be a cute picture book, especially with your adorable illustrations! :)

  3. Wende:

    Clearly, the child is a genius. I don’t know what the problem is. :D

  4. Jenn @ Juggling Life:

    Oh how I miss those days. not. (Although they were fun at the time).